My real life brother:
Quotes I could seriously live by:
"But lying down is so much easier than standing up."
"My dear friends, in order to raise morale, I am offering PRIZES to the most deserving workers. The rules that will govern what I like to call the Reaver Team Spirit Award are these. Firstly, any worker that so much as murmurs another complaint will be shot. Secondly, any worker who takes more than a three-second break will be shot. Thirdly, any worker who breaks any other rules I have yet to formulate will, yes, you guessed it, be shot. You may return to work now. As you know, I'm a generous man and likely to start handing out prizes right away, so go on, shoo, be off with you. Chop chop!"
"Teach me how to be a Hero!"
"Wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle UHHHH..."
"I thought he'd never shut up."
"This is my Albion. Its cities will bow to my law or they will burn. Its mountains will bend to my will or they will fall. This is my Albion. Its people will do as I say or they will die. Its future will be as I decree or it will end. I have seen what must be done, and nothing will stand in my way. We will be greater and we will be stronger, no matter what sacrifices we must make. This is my Albion, and I will see it destroyed before I surrender it."
"Aw, yeah! It's time to split!